What a great idea!
A Shidduch resume!
Put all info on one page,
It's much easier that way.
But wait - what's this?
You don't like what I wrote?
Change this word? Delete this line?
I've totally missed the boat?
Shadchan #1 says:
"That makes you look too frum."
Shadchan #2:
"That makes you sound so krum!"
Then comes Shadchantes,
Numbered 3 and 4,
"Change that phrase!
Are you looking for a bore?"
So I make all the changes,
And send it again,
Hope against hope,
But what happens then?
Shadchan #5
Comes running along,
And tells me to sing
A whole different song.
Right behind him,
Is Shadchan #6,
Who tells me to play,
Some brand new tricks.
What should I do?
Where shall I turn?
Without a resume,
I'm finished, I'm burned.
I'll just have to rely,
On the One Above,
Who has all of my info,
And I can always count on His love.
14 years ago
4 comments:
Do shadchanim really tell you to change the wording of your resume?
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Maybe it's only me, but I've been told this by almost all the shadchanim I've sent it to.
That's why I don't have a shidduch resume and I don't go to PSs. Makes life a lot easier. :-D
see my comments here http://ayeshivishharry.blogspot.com/2009/03/self-description_31.html
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