Lessons from Work

Here are a few lessons I learned at work this week:

-Do not scream at the person who answers the phone. She is rarely the one who made the mistake that you're calling about.

-Do not blame the person at the front desk because your appointment is running late. It's not her fault.

-Do not make plans to go anywhere immediately after work. You may end up staying two hours late.

-Do not push the nurse who is trying to treat your son. She may have you arrested.

Get the point? Yes, it's been a crazy week, and it's only Tuesday! Maybe for Purim shtick I'll put a dummy in my seat with a sign that reads, "It's all my fault!"

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll try to get some sleep.